GAY BULLYING...SUCKS!

So they are talking about Gay Bullying...I am so glad they are because I was a victim of the gay bullying...yes the faggots used to hold me down in junior high school and suck my fucking cock...they use to tell me shit like "...yeah you like another boys mouth on your dick""....yeah cum in my mouth you jock...""i want your cum you straight motherfucker."


And i couldnt run home to my father, he would beat me and tell me what kind of person was i for letting a bunch of fags swallow my cum...


my brother Pete would make fun of me and call me Fagcum....and Guncum...he was a prick thats why i fuck his wife in her fat fuckin bookclub fuckin ass....

mermaid parade whose going?

mermaid parade 2012....
we can do this shit saturday june 23....
staten island make some fuckin noise!

Justin Bieber

So I just spent $500 on Justin Bieber tickets for me and my girls. My girls are growing into women right before my wife and mines eyes. My girls lights were all lit up when i surprised them with the tickets....it still makes me blush and feel like million bucks, when my girls hug me and tell me I  LOVE YOU DADDY. So yes my future son-in-law will be playing at MSG a week after Thanksgiving.  The 8 year old want to marry him and so does the 10 year old, its cute to see them arguing over it...me and wife can only giggle out loud. Kids will be kids. It seems like just yesterday when I wanted to marry Vanilla Ice, stop collaborate and listen... I had a man crush on ICE ICE BABY. I even had a Vanilla Ice haircut, when I was a freshman in HS. It would have been great if he would have been playing the day before Thanksgiving, all of us will out from Erie and staying at the Marriot marquis hotel in Times Square, as we will be having our massive annual Thanksgiving meal at my sister in laws parents house on the Lower East Side. It seems we have been going there for 20 years already, I just hope that I can keep my hands off my sister-in-law and her hot black friend. I can't help myself from diddling them in the kitchen. Sometimes my 8 year old shoots me looks and winks at me, like she knows daddy has that black lady's pussy juice on his fingers. The 10 year old already walked in on my sister-in-law giving me head...my sister-in-lw thinking fast told her "Sweetie Auntie dropped her contact-lense.", I don't think the 10 year old is that naive with why her daddy's big cock was out and her aunt was in front of it. I wish I was more faithful to my wife, its just hard because my sister-in-law is so damn hot. I think I might be the father of her unborn son, in fact I might be the father of her 2nd son too. I secretly think that my brother knows whats going on, I also secretly wish that he would confront me about it.  

I LOOK LIKE A BIG DICK IN A TUXEDO

Bath Salt makes niggas eat other niggas word!

Yo ever do bathsalt and eat a nigga face?

Thats some cracker ass shit-

Niggas i be knowing ain't about that shit.

bath-salts-vs-bath-salts

all she wants to do is dance...

show me your

ever fuck a professor

maybe if your nice ill let you suck on my bitchtits....
i hope youre not one of these bitches who trips cause youre man got bigger titties than you.

lets fuck and eat some dumplings....

yeah i see you over there...you think i don't but i do.. yeah you're the hot cock tease from the dumpling spot. damn you got it going on... hook a nigga up with your digits... ooooh baby i hope its a real number-dont make me come back here and fuck you up... dont forget i know where you work..... i'll beat a bitch like she owes this nigga money damn you a fine looking motherfucker make me wanna bust my nut right here.... oh shit baby you want to know my name- shit bitch its gunther... bitches just called me GUN cause I got a that big dick- nah im kidding my dick is only 1 inch... from the motherfuckin floor hope your ass is hungry- this nigga is like slmfast- im a meal substitute.....

Professor Maclaughlin..my grandma died can i pass without taking the final?

Here in academia, the semester is winding down. The students for the most part are respectful of what they need to do to pass-(IE follow the fuckin syllabus-turn in all assignments-take the final-pass the final)and then you have these little fuckin cunt assholes who want to fuck with your academic authority!

Q:-Professor Maclaughlin..my grandma died can i pass without taking the final?

A:Ever see girls gone wild?

EDINBORO COLLEGE KIDS DRINKING GERM-X. WHAT THE FUCK?

EDINBORO COLLEGE KIDS DRINKING GERM-X. WHAT THE FUCK?

Happy Cinco de Mayo?

Whats up motherfuckers, this is your buddy Gunther here fresh from his trip to the nether-reaches of Pennsylvania. I was at the annual International Dumpling Lovers convention.